Day 2

I'm smelting some iron I mined. I rolled up my "bed" (sleeping bag) and voyaged down ever deeper to my goal: the lowest point on Earth. But then again its the lowest point accessible. I haven't seen any lusus naturae, but its a possibility they do originate in the caves. I didn't bring any meat. Heh, kind of ironic, a hunter that is a vegetarian. Its only day 2 but I am already sick of this place. I'm usually just crouching for expended periods of time. I JUST WANT TO STAND! Ugh, I need a drink.

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(Audio Transcript #1)
OH SHIT!! SHIT!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK! RUN! RUN! Oh My God I just saw a lusus naturae! OH GOD! I'll be back I need to find the guide.

(Audio Transcript #2)
Looking at the guide, I think its burster. A burster explodes, like a suicide bomber, I need to get far away. I have calmed down extremely. But I need to preserve the battery.

So the smelting process is taking forever so I took some stone and sharpened it, I now have a pickaxe, and sword. So my first encounter not so bad. After I made the sword I ran and ambushed the burster from behind. I won, barely. It (apparently) was holding some sticks. I must sleep now, they'll think I'm dead and leave me alone.

Day 1

A while back I found this cave and I could tell it had valuable ores. Hoping to find some diamond I grabbed every supply I could find, getting food, weapons, etc. I was sure I was gonna find trouble. I noted the grim faces of the locals. I would've asked them what was going on, if they ever responded.So I am a lone desperado, searching for my next town, my next life. I packed everything up except my bed, chest, and crafting table, I didn't own much at the time but I was hoping to bring back some diamonds, maybe even emeralds! I really wanted to help the locals, we live in the savanna and had almost no supplies. I felt I needed to give a speech to rouse the spirits of the people. "I am pretty sure that everyone has heard that I am leaving soon to go onto an expedition. And the role that I play in this town is crucial. For I am the hunter. And you are worried that if I leave you may not get enough food to survive on your own. Well I have taken proper precautions. You see for the past 5 months I have been planning and bringing in natural growing foods such as potatoes, carrots, etc." They grunted in approval. That is the most I have ever gotten from them. "Of course this means some diet changes for you. But its a small price to pay for becoming rich"." I convinced them of the necessity of this mission. Not that there was much. That night I was haunted by the constant screaming. The next day I was going on my Expected Expedition. The locals were at the entrance to the cave "Welp, I am of people I will be back. And remember no one can save me and I mean absolutely No One. Goodbye!" They clapped as I walked into my (most likely) doom. At first it was light and open, but almost suddenly it become cramped and dark. Good thing I made another bed it must be night time. Tomorrow I will have to find some make some torches. But for today I think I did well found some iron so I need to smelt them together.